Wendy's Concept of Being Young, Vibrant, or at Least Midly Interesting died August 1, 2011 during a routine grocery store purchase. It was tragically killed by Wendy's husband's archnemesis, Meta. Wendy's Concept was a talented bargain shopper, cook, and relisher of the simple joys of life. We rejoice that because Wendy's Concept was embodied by Wendy in word and deed, It will live on in an even brighter and more permanent state! It joins the already-celestialized Wendy's Dashing and Dazzling Physical Appearance and David's Appreciation for Dizzyingly Fascinating and Ultra-Intelligent Wives.
3 comments:
You missed the "(Probably Deluded)" part, my dear.
Oh, that was the (falsely given) middle name. I reasoned it out, and the probability turned out be deeply flawed and not at all likely.
RIP. RIP.
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